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Now, Toni, on this special day, it's your birthday I've been told

That's why Faye sent this minstrel here, because you're turning 40 years old

You're a world champion kickboxer, and "Tiger" was your name, I hear

you're a one of a kind, rare and crazy person it's clear.

And Toni, we would like to say, have the happiest birthday

Life without you really would be a bore.

And I heard your mum had to say 21st of Feb. was her happiest day

Cause that's the day that her little chipmunk was born.

When you were young you climbed the balcony of Jarvis House to the 7th floor, I see

You woke up all the neighbours at 4 am it's true, with fire engines shining lights on you

and you all wrote on your graffiti wall, hung your brother from the banister you may recall

and you sang with your mum "It should have been me".

You love Annie Apple and Pork Chop Alfie too, and Jane, your adopted Grandma too.

You drew Garfield and snoopy pics I'll state, and your hand made cards always arrive late.

I hear your Gaydar never works for you, and no one loses their phone quite as much as you.

So I'll say "Tot ziens" and happy birthday to you.